Creative Writing
 

If you need to express who you are or what you do in poetry or prose, we may be able to help. For example, here is a simple piece that we use to help explain the main part of our business:
 

- Ode to the Commode -

Whatever, wherever your business is, someone will have to take a whizz.
Our business is to provide on-site, sewage treatment plants that are just right.
For houses and cabins, we do this too. We’ve got a system just right for you.
Wonder where your flush can go? Just ask Lifewater, ’cause this we know.
In Arctic cold, swamp, or clay we can always find a way.
And so to get rid of your poop and pee get yourself an ‘ExtremeSTP®’!

 Dr. Stool and "What's Your Poo Telling You?

 Outhouses of America Tour